Michael Scott(Regional Manager)
"That's what she said!"
We have a professional team.
"That's what she said!"
"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!"
"Me and Pam? Yeah. Yeah, we're dating."
"‘You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. — Wayne Gretzky’ — Michael Scott" — Pam Beesly
"The fire's shooting at us!!"
"Ryan Howard is a phony!"
"If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person."
"¡Para ti! ¡Para ti! ¡Tú me das una úlcera cada vez que me despierto y tengo que venir a trabajar para ti! ¡Para ti!"
"I wonder what people like about me… probably my jugs."
"I never was a salesman, Kelly. I was an MBA."
"I already know I'm going to jail. I just want to see how far I can push this thing."
"Dinkflicka."
"What!? It's casual day!"
"When me President, they see. They see."
"Can you kick me out of the meeting?"